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Funny Christmas Cards

 

Looking for Funny Christmas Cards??

Here's a selection of hilarious cards from our Christmas collection that will help raise a giggle or two during the festive season! Naughty antics from Camilla & Rose, wicked humour from Spring Chicken, gorgeous animal cards from Jane Wells and cheeky Christmas cats from Rowan Barnes Murphy.

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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day.  Don't clean it up too quickly.  ~Andy Rooney

The important thing is not what you give, the important thing is to save the receipt.

If three wise men had been three wise women…they would have asked for directions, arrived on time, delivered the baby, tidied the stable and brought really sensible gifts.

For Christmas, buy a man something with lots of buttons to press. And the children can show him how to use it.

Always add Brandy to the Christmas pudding….On second thoughts – forget about the pudding.

Funny Christmas Cards

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Camilla & Rose Latte Mugs

Fancy a cuppa?? New this month – four lovely china latte mugs from Camilla & Rose. Each mug is supplied with an attractive matching gift tag with room for your special message. Jokes about ageing, friendships and fitness. Perfect for your morning cuppa or as a special gift for family and friends.

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As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 
~Author Unknown~

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.  ~Author Unknown~

Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other. ~Terri Guillemets~

Camilla & Rose Latte Mugs

 

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Funny 60th Birthday Cards

Funny 60th Birthday Cards.

Being 60 isn't all bad…and here are just a few of our hilarious 60th Birthday greeting cards to help someone celebrate/commiserate this special birthday milestone and bring a bit of humour to their day!

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I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~ George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~ Lucille Ball

Middle age:  The time when you'll do anything to feel better, except give up what is hurting you.  ~ Robert Quillen

Looking fifty is great… if you're sixty. ~ Joan Rivers

Funny 60th Birthday Greeting Cards

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Funny 50th Birthday Cards

Funny 50th Birthday cards

Here are just a few cards from our 50 today birthday collection to help friends and family who are approaching their half-century celebrate their 50th year and bring a bit of humour to their day!

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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest.  You are always being asked to do more, and you are not yet decrepit enough to turn them down.  ~T.S. Eliot, quoted in Time, 23 October 1950

The process of maturing is an art to be learned, an effort to be sustained.  By the age of fifty you have made yourself what you are, and if it is good, it is better than your youth.  ~Marya Mannes, More in Anger, 1958

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.  ~Victor Hugo

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